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Our first album. 12 song album with a wizard shitting out a rainbow on the back cover.

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released June 10, 2016

Guitar, Vocals - Yekaterina Guill
Bass guitar - Dylan Martin
Drums - Nate Milburn

Music and Lyrics - Yekaterina Guill
Cover art - Ron Oden (of Nevada)
Recorded at Centro Cellar Studio, Columbia MO

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Track Name: My Life is a Tin Can
Under a dead tree
In a desolate park
The remains of my heart
Are eaten by ducks

I am a tortured soul
I suffer day and night
I have nothing
And nothing I do is right

And love is
Salty blade on my wounds
It runs deep
Like the sand in the dunes

My life is a tin can
Kicked around on the street
It may have seemed like a good plan
But it's a piece of shit!

An eternal sufferer
Like the priest in Scarlet Letter
Doomed to misery
I look for something better

And love is
Salty blade on my wounds
It runs deep
Like the sand in the dunes
Track Name: Jobless
If you don't have a job, you don't have money
If you don't have money, you can't get a car
If you don't have a car and you don't have friends
Then you don't get a fucking job

If you don't have a job, you don't have money
If you don't have money, you can't get a car
If you don't have a car and you don't have a home
Then you don't get a fucking job

I sat,
Staring into the ceiling
The monster blood has made it all turn
Red, red, red

I sat,
Staring into the ceiling
I'm useless and there's nowhere to turn
Back, back, back

Aaaah welfare, documents
Аааа обеспеченье, документы
Track Name: Shit and Split
I was at a friend's house, chilling
Suddenly something came up
Maybe I ate too much chili this morning
But it's time to take a dump

My friend went to make coffee
Now is the time
I went into the bathroom
And left a mine

Then I ran away!
No one catches me!
I shit and split

I was having a blast at the party
Until I realized I need to go potty
But there's a line! So I wait and I wait
And I wait and I wait and then wait some more

And then I go in
With a log to unload
But the toilet doesn't flush
The handle broke

Then I ran away!
No one catches me!
I shit and split
I shit and split

I was eating at the family table
Discussing all kinds of stuff
My bowels became unstable
I gradually let out a puff

I tilted just a little bit
On the chair
In tune with my grandma
I let out a rip!

Then I ran away!
No one catches me!
I fart and dart
I fart and dart

I shit and split
Track Name: Green Green Grass
In the country planting seed,
We'll have our own country weed
Grow my baby strong as oak,
We will have enough to smoke

It's a good day outside
Roll a joint for the ride
Cultivating cannabis
We are soldiers of peace

Stone here, stone there
We have built a stoner's lair
Blowing smoke in the air
We have grown enough to share

Take a puff and pass along
Load a bowl and load a bong
Smoking ganja day and night
Everything will be alright!

Green green grass
A time for us
Blue blue sky
To get high
Track Name: Jefferson City
I walk in Jefferson City
It’s peaceful and quiet at night
A town for elderly people
But struggle happens inside

My home, Jefferson City
The home of Walmart and drugs
My home, Jefferson City
The home of lawyers and cops

We know the law will protect us
We’re the best in the world, we’re happy
We see the future before us
We’re already ready to bow

My home, Jefferson City
The home of jails and cars
My home, Jefferson City
The home of churches and bars
Track Name: Slowtard
I like to drive on this road just about 62 miles per hour
But this guy in front of me is driving around 40
What is your problem, sir? Why are you so slow?
The speed limit is like at least 55
Are you just old or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down

The highway has at least two lanes, but it’s never enough
And this woman in the passing lane doesn’t seem to know she’s passing
What is your problem, woman? Move out the way
I’d like to get somewhere today
Is it just your car or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down

A slowtard is in front of me right now
Hogging the road
And all I want is to go a little faster
Step on the gas and move a little faster
Are you just lost or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down

A slow car clogs up the road, forming a funeral procession
And I’m not content with that, I hate waiting
What is your problem, sir? Why are you so slow?
The speed limit is like at least 55
Are you just high or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down
Track Name: I Kill You
What’s today? Is it November?
But I promise in December
I kill you
What’s today? It’s December
And I promised back in November
I kill you

A knife has slipped into my hand
It’s almost like we’re about to land
In the gutters... determinism
A stab is just a punctured skin
It’s almost like we’re in a film
A thriller. And I’m the killer!

Run, my dear, I am near
Run, my dear, have no fear
You will die
Perhaps a little sooner than you wanted
But I will die with you

Poison is what poison does
It’s just as if it’s in that vase
With water to drink
Bullet is where bullet flies
It’s just like it’s your demise
Милый
Track Name: The Bulls
I drive by the pastures, the cows stand still
But out in the wild the bulls run free

I wanna run with the bulls, yeah
I wanna run to be free, yeah

Inside its cage, the bird stands still
But outside my window the birds fly free

I wanna fly with the birds, yeah
I wanna fly to be free, yeah

With weight on its back, the donkey moves slow
But out in the wild the bulls run free
Track Name: White Snow
White snow will fall and cover the footprints
You left on the sidewalk, you were walking away
Take only this song and leave all your troubles
Behind. You are not coming back anymore

Oh say it ain’t so, you will not fall like stone
In the river below, without a sound
Oh hear the sound of my heart
And if you are lonely, you write me a letter
Or call me. I’ll pick up the phone

Sometimes I act like I’m selfish or hateful
But I know that you’d understand
And when I say nothing is wrong, there’s no pain
It’s only a way to stay sane
Track Name: Sorry!
I am sorry, so sorry
I don’t know what to do
I want you to be mine
But I don’t know how, oh oh
You should be free
Oh fuck, why do I feel so vengeful

I am sorry, so sorry
I don’t know what I will do
But it’s not going to work, ah ah
Oh fuck you too! Oh oh
Oh fuck, why do I feel so vengeful

I am soaring down
In perpetual heart break
And I’m taking the casualties
Down with me

And it’s not so much fun
As one would have thought
That it might be
Track Name: Ode to Dying Brain Cell
Goodbye, oh brain cell
I thought I needed you somehow
But now you’re gone
And I don’t even miss you

I’d like to get high out of my mind
And then it goes

Brain cell dead
I would’ve liked for you to stay
Another brain cell dead
I didn’t use you anyway

Sitting at the bar
Whiskey in my hand
I’d like to get drunk
On a Friday night

I’d like to get drunk on Friday night
Like tomorrow is a

Saturday
Is an excellent day
It’s like the best day
Of the week

And then it goes again
Track Name: Drive
I go out, outside
There’s my sister standing there
She goes, Aaaaaaaaah!
I prepared retaliation
I’m the pride of my nation
I go, Aaaaaaaah!

How much we have is subject to chain
How much we have is subject to change

Drive fast past this town in silence
Leave it choked in dust and violence
For thousand years we’ve been on Earth
This is what our efforts are worth
Drive fast, we don’t want to stop here
I’m so scared that I will die here
This is just the place for prayer
There are fucking churches everywhere

Drive