Shit and Split

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I was at a friend's house, chilling
Suddenly something came up
Maybe I ate too much chili this morning
But it's time to take a dump

My friend went to make coffee
Now is the time
I went into the bathroom
And left a mine

Then I ran away!
No one catches me!
I shit and split

I was having a blast at the party
Until I realized I need to go potty
But there's a line! So I wait and I wait
And I wait and I wait and then wait some more

And then I go in
With a log to unload
But the toilet doesn't flush
The handle broke

Then I ran away!
No one catches me!
I shit and split
I shit and split

I was eating at the family table
Discussing all kinds of stuff
My bowels became unstable
I gradually let out a puff

I tilted just a little bit
On the chair
In tune with my grandma
I let out a rip!

Then I ran away!
No one catches me!
I fart and dart
I fart and dart

I shit and split

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from Conductor, released June 10, 2016

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