Slowtard

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a song about someone like me, who's driving slow in front of you

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I like to drive on this road just about 62 miles per hour
But this guy in front of me is driving around 40
What is your problem, sir? Why are you so slow?
The speed limit is like at least 55
Are you just old or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down

The highway has at least two lanes, but it’s never enough
And this woman in the passing lane doesn’t seem to know she’s passing
What is your problem, woman? Move out the way
I’d like to get somewhere today
Is it just your car or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down

A slowtard is in front of me right now
Hogging the road
And all I want is to go a little faster
Step on the gas and move a little faster
Are you just lost or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down

A slow car clogs up the road, forming a funeral procession
And I’m not content with that, I hate waiting
What is your problem, sir? Why are you so slow?
The speed limit is like at least 55
Are you just high or are you a slowtard?
Slowing me down

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from Conductor, released June 10, 2016

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